I can't believe we are having like a blizzard...
Anonymous asked: major event that has happened to you the past few days? have you lost anything?
Anonymous asked: may I put an orange in your mouth and suck your butt until i get the juice?
Anonymous asked: I can do some pretty incredible things with my tongue. Can I try them on you??
Anonymous asked: Have you ever played naked Twister??
Anonymous asked: THE VENGABUS IS COMING, AND EVERYBODY'S JUMPING. NEW YORK TO SAN FRANSISCO, AN INTERCITY DISCO. THE WHEELS OF STEEL ARE TURNING AND TRAFFIC LIGHTS ARE BURNING. SO IF YOU LIKE TO PARTY, GET ON AND MOVE YOUR BODY.
Dear book, this is another day in my life. A life is like a book. A book is like...– Gia
Anonymous asked: I don't know if you liked the taste of that roofie last night, but you sure tasted delicious to me.
transcendentalnumber asked: hakuna matata